MAS*H Pathtag Collection
CLASSIFIED PERSONNEL FILE
THE SURGEON
Field Specialty: Repairs & Maintenance
Favorite Cache: Gadget Cache
Standard Equipment: Tweezers, magnets, duct tape, a martini glass, and nerves of steel.
Mission Status: Specializes in impossible recoveries, delicate extractions, and turning every problem into another great story.

No assembly required... only sarcasm. 😀